Cast
Keanu ReevesTed 'Theodore' Logan
Alex WinterBill S. Preston
George CarlinRufus
Terry CamilleriNapoleon
Dan ShorBilly the Kid
Tony SteedmanSocrates
Rod LoomisFreud
Al LeongGenghis Khan
Jane WiedlinJoan of Arc
Robert V. BarronAbraham Lincoln
Clifford DavidBeethoven
Hal Landon Jr.Captain Logan
Bernie CaseyMr. Ryan
Amy StochMissy / Mom
J. Patrick McNamaraMr. Preston
