Cast
Jacob HandleyThe Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck- Kris WilsonThe Youngling
- Gabriella ShulmanSociety President / The Alpha
- Keira Pratt-BoydenThe Lecturer
- Dionysus WayneThe Flirting Girl
- Bruce DonaldThe Post Grad Student
Ben SegneriJimmy the Student
Ell DavisThe Judgy Flatmate- Aaron ByrneThe Apolitical Pamphleteer
William SimmonsThe Alpha Lad
Joshua-James CaldicottThe Vomiting Guy- Aaryan VinodLad
- Sophia SchofieldDancer
- Izzy LloydDancer
Mariano AymerichDancer
