Cast
Kevin FarleyMichael Malone
Kelsey GrammerGeneral George S. Patton
Leslie NielsenOsama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace AdkinsAngel of Death
Robert DaviAziz
Geoffrey ArendMohammed
Travis SchuldtJosh
Jon VoightPresident George Washington
James WoodsTodd Grosslight
Dennis HopperJudge Clarence Henderson
Kevin SorboGeorge Mulrooney
Bill O'ReillyHimself
David Alan GrierRastus Malone
Gary ColemanSlave
Christopher McDonaldLab Technician
