Cast
Lauren AnnettsCheryl Williams- Claire BaconSlutty the Clown
- Richard BaconWill Helm
- Eve BamfieldMia Rosemary
- Conor BarryNarrator (segment: "Cra-Knyar")
- Kevin BeacomWalter
- Kurt BoggsMail Man Don
John Patrick BrennanMad Cowboy- Jarrod ButteryPolice Commissioner
- Kaitlyn-Jo Grosso CocchiolaPK
- Einar DarriLester
- Grant El GatfordNarrator / Guitar Victim (segment: "Hobo Sewer Slaughter")
- Dylan FawkesGraeme Eggelton
Lili ThorpeLinda Myers
Dallas GossettRick
